Valefor.Sehachan said: »
"Who's your daddy!" *spanks*
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That's just a creepy saying altogether.
Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?
Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
That's just a creepy saying altogether.
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Daddy is a word I will never use.. how gross -.- gtfo
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Skull does it.
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Fenrir.Weakness said: »
Bismarck.Narshee said: »
only thing that bugs me is when guys don't wash their taint before >.>; IT SMELLS YOU KNOW.
I don't really mind convo during, sometimes that's the only time I get to speak to him ;;
I don't really mind convo during, sometimes that's the only time I get to speak to him ;;
If you trim your hair it cuts back on the smell a lot.
The entire purpose of pubic hair is to retain the scent of your partner.
Thanks for that wonderful information lol.
Fenrir.Weakness said: »
Bismarck.Narshee said: »
only thing that bugs me is when guys don't wash their taint before >.>; IT SMELLS YOU KNOW.
I don't really mind convo during, sometimes that's the only time I get to speak to him ;;
I don't really mind convo during, sometimes that's the only time I get to speak to him ;;
If you trim your hair it cuts back on the smell a lot.
The entire purpose of pubic hair is to retain the scent of your partner.
Wait is Skull asking that or being asked that?
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »
\Examples? =P
Fenrir.Weakness said: »
Oh god... I need examples of this.
(Though I am actually very quiet... it bugs my wife some times).
(Though I am actually very quiet... it bugs my wife some times).
I really shouldn't have said anything, but...
I had a partner in college who sounded like he was straight out of a 90's sitcom. Remember that elongated exclamation, "Well, heeelllllooo!" That happened after taking my shirt off.
/head tilt
The ***?!? I was drunk, but I wasn't drunk enough for that to continue. Don't use stupid one-liners in bed. That's my advise. Instant turn-off.
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
OH GOD.
Blurgh! I KNOW! AHHHHHHH!
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FOR GOODNESS SAKES YOU GUYS my application for this job is starting to read like a sexual encounter.
I just wrote "blah blah blah would bring an element of discovery and pleasure to the job as seeing the public enjoying themselves would bring a greater sense of job satisfaction"
I just wrote "blah blah blah would bring an element of discovery and pleasure to the job as seeing the public enjoying themselves would bring a greater sense of job satisfaction"
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Wait is Skull asking that or being asked that?
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
Remember that elongated exclamation, "Well, heeelllllooo!" That happened after taking my shirt off.
Fastest way to get me out of the mood I think would be to try anything with my feet or your feet. They have no place in sexual activities!
I think the weirdest thing Ovr ever did in bed was twisted my nipples and said "tune in Tokyo!"
I think the weirdest thing Ovr ever did in bed was twisted my nipples and said "tune in Tokyo!"
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Ramuh.Sagittario said: »
FOR GOODNESS SAKES YOU GUYS my application for this job is starting to read like a sexual encounter.
I just wrote "blah blah blah would bring an element of discovery and pleasure to the job as seeing the public enjoying themselves would bring a greater sense of job satisfaction"
I just wrote "blah blah blah would bring an element of discovery and pleasure to the job as seeing the public enjoying themselves would bring a greater sense of job satisfaction"
You're supposed to write those thing and make them funny.
As long as it isn't awkward and gross, they remember it and hire you.
Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Fastest way to get me out of the mood I think would be to try anything with my feet or your feet. They have no place in sexual activities!
I think the weirdest thing Ovr ever did in bed was twisted my nipples and said "tune in Tokyo!"
I think the weirdest thing Ovr ever did in bed was twisted my nipples and said "tune in Tokyo!"
Lmfao.
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.
True story.
True story.
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I don't think I would ever use that phrase in the history of any contextual conversation anywhere
Freezing rain :(
Skull, do you get a lot of girls with daddy issues? just curious >.>; not trying to be mean ;;
Skull, do you get a lot of girls with daddy issues? just curious >.>; not trying to be mean ;;
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.
True story.
True story.
LOL I thought that only happened in awqward teen movies.
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.
True story.
True story.
omg I wouldn't even know what to do!
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.
True story.
True story.
Sigh, been out of pluses and just noticed...
Asura.Bluespoons said: »
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
You know what's super annoying and can take the wind out of my sails? Guys who say cheesy, sitcomesque BS during it. Ugh! That will make you rethink your choice real quick.
Oooh I was with a guy that basically never blinked during. He was ALWAYS staring. He said he felt like eye contact made it more intimate. Sex with the lights on or during the day stopped pretty fast.
BLAH!!!
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
"Who's your daddy!" *spanks*
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All I think when that phrase comes up (It never has with me, thank GOD! I'd probably laugh someone out of bed!) is someone has a serious case of an Electra/Oedipus Complex!
/shudders
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
At least you never had a guy who started crying cause he came before you even touched him.
True story.
True story.
D: Feel kinda bad for the guy now... please tell me you were at least nice to him and didn't laugh?
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Asura.Bluespoons said: »
omg I wouldn't even know what to do!
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Oh of course I didn't laugh at him, but it was awful.
having laptop issues all day, srsly need a new one :/
wtf I walk into?
wtf I walk into?
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Bismarck.Narshee said: »
Freezing rain :(
Skull, do you get a lot of girls with daddy issues? just curious >.>; not trying to be mean ;;
Skull, do you get a lot of girls with daddy issues? just curious >.>; not trying to be mean ;;
One of those definitely issues, possibly also the other, maybe even the third one I recall using it.
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