Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

i think george lopez talked about it and had it right lol .-. let me look

If it's seriously from George Lopez, it's probably not from George Lopez.. He most likely stole it from some other comedian. He's the biggest thief in the industry.. Followed closely by Dane Cook.

yeah i was hesitant to even mention him cuz of the haters lol forget it >o

I will always be a Lopez hater! Sorry Chuuuu.

<3 Like my dad in many ways, though more of a man ***.

Oh I make 'em do it anyway, still irritates me though lol

Also, our floor IS tile, marble tile actually and yeah for some reason the only person that busts their *** when walking on it with water on it is ME...I think the kids pretend it's an ince skating rink ro something cause I hear them laughing like crazy when bath time is over in one or the other is in the bathroom getting dressed...seems awfully odd that getting dressed would bring on a fit of the giggles! lol

Okay well then sneak in there and rub butter all over the floor!

That's probably going a bit too far, but it's a hilarious mental image all the same. Google image "god damnit shower" if you're having a problem developing your own mental image D:

99% :OOOOOOO

ERROR

i hope not :I first time using steam

lol I remember this episode, it was great.

And yeah, Both my husband and I are kind of like that..."oh the kids are jumping on the bed? well, ok, let's see what happens"

BOOM CRASH SPLAT "WWWAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Walk into bedroom and make sure no one is bleeding, if no blood, calmy sit kids down, use magical mommy kisses and say "guess you know better now huh?"

If there's blood, calmly *** the situation...need stitches? or can it be butterflied at home?

if needs stitches, tell husband to shut up and stop looking before he makes himself sick, put a towel to the kids head and take 'em to the ER and use magical mommy kisses to make it all better when the stitches are done.

if the wound can be butterflied at home, tell the husband to shut up and stop looking before he makes himself sick, take kid in bathroom and bust out the first aid kit, proceed with butterfly stitch bandaging along with some magical mommy kisses.

Then after stitching/butterflying is done say to the kid "guess you know better now huh?" Give one or two more magical mommy kisses, just to be sure they get all the magic they need.

Leave room and wait for next disaster.

lmao

I can't make a real vote here because the only fried chicken I like are my personal recipe fried chicken strips and I don't like fried fish...will eat you out of house and home on sushi though...yum!

>.>

Chicken, fried fish is so easy to screw up.. Chicken is pretty easy to screw up too, but if you know what you're doing it works fine, even if you know what you're doing fried fish likes to screw up <_<.. I hate frying fish, I like the way it tastes, but it's always so damned iffy.. I prefer other methods when it comes to fish.. I'm particularly fond of grilled lemon pepper (real lemon pepper, not that crap you buy as a seasoning) fish.

Although that really goes back to what kinda fish.. Frying a thin filet is much easier than catfish.. You can try and cut up catfish into uniform pieces, but it never works, one side always likes to cook way faster than the other side, and you get uneven cooking.

You guys make me hungry so easily.

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one of the tanks just accidentally CFH'd rani while trying to disengage as we started to brew it

Profound sadness.

Yeah that really sucked. :/

TF2 is funs but i suck x3

What is the TF2? Why do you suck? :O

Team fortress 2 and its my first day playing

i had a set proc on ice shot earlier today, was really hot, did nearly 1.6k

:o /looksupTF2

Flight leaves in 8 hours, I have had zero sleep, need to grab my only source of money in 5 and a half hours, also I broke my phone in a fit of rage over the stupidity of Ross.

/sigh not having a good night.

Ross? What is or who is Ross?

The cheap clothing store.
*** totally forgot to take off that gigantic metallic security device off my shoes, and I didn't notice until 20 minutes before they close, and those things are impossible to remove without destroying your article of clothing. So I call them up to see if they were still open, and the *** hung up on me, and I totally cracked my screen to my phone in a moment of heated anger.
Managed to catch them moments before closing and get that stupid thing removed, but none of this woulda happened if someone was competent at their job. /sigh

Gotcha. That sucks :/

So yeah, I'm without my SNES, GPS, contacts, camera, video recorder and SMS now thanks to my fit of rage over someone's utter stupidity.
Luckily I have insurance, but now I'm *** for my trip /sigh

Whoa, you broke all that? o.o;