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 Shiva.Flionheart
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:23:42
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
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And she's a *** for other reasons, not just the threesome thing lol.

she cut your *** off and throw it out the window of a moving car?

No, she slept with one of my friends and used me as a wingman to get to him.

I'd prefer the cutting the *** off thing.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:23:48
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semi-related i have a Galka Mule named Lorenabobbit
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-02-18 21:24:02
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From the sounds of it I'd say it's more likely she never touched it to begin with.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:24:08
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
And she's a *** for other reasons, not just the threesome thing lol.

she cut your *** off and throw it out the window of a moving car?

No, she slept with one of my friends and used me as a wingman to get to him.

I'd prefer the cutting the *** off thing.

now that really sucks
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:24:38
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Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
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My ex just wrote this on her facebook wall:

"is NOT TOO SCARED to have a lesbian experience! All offers welcome!"

She was never up for a threesome, ***.
shes a dumb skank.

Yes, yes she is.

Why do I have her on facebook? To make sure she never attains happiness.

Mission is so far a failure ._.
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-02-18 21:25:22
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
My ex just wrote this on her facebook wall:

"is NOT TOO SCARED to have a lesbian experience! All offers welcome!"

She was never up for a threesome, ***.
Gotta love ***
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:25:29
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
From the sounds of it I'd say it's more likely she never touched it to begin with.

She was boring in bed and wouldn't try anything new.

Kinda made me mad/sad when I made an effort lol.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:25:39
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
My ex just wrote this on her facebook wall:

"is NOT TOO SCARED to have a lesbian experience! All offers welcome!"

She was never up for a threesome, ***.
shes a dumb skank.

Yes, yes she is.

Why do I have her on facebook? To make sure she never attains happiness.

Mission is so far a failure ._.

find a beat up old van

get some friends and some ski masks

get a potato sack full of dead fish

problem solved
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-02-18 21:26:31
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:


@Chaos, I like the buttery flavor of Popeye's biscuits.
As far as the rest goes though I'm all for Popeye's for the rest of the food. KFc has been slipping for many years now.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-02-18 21:26:33
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Tell all her facebook friends of how she kept pestering you to ***on her chest. Oh and how she seemed to have a very 'special connection' with your dog.

Mission Accomplished.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:26:36
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another semirelated thing

i tried talking my friends into faking an abduction on a busy street

so far no takers
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:27:52
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
Tell all her facebook friends of how she kept pestering you to ***on her chest. Oh and how she seemed to have a very 'special connection' with your dog.

Mission Accomplished.

*** lol'd

I already told every one of her friends that she's got horrible bowel problems after she drinks.

When I was with her it didn't bother me that much, but now the thought of it is horrid.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-02-18 21:29:13
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This thread is now about how to help Flion accomplish his mission in humiliating and destroying his ex's social life. Go.

(I'm going to bed)
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:29:20
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She pulled the whole "Oh I thought you knew this was only a fling" after I'd paid for her car insurance.

Too many *** where I live.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:29:39
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
This thread is now about how help Flion accomplish his mission in humiliating and destroying his ex's social life. Go.

(I'm going to bed)

no bed until he reaches his goal
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By vinvv 2011-02-18 21:29:46
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I'd have to say I am quite partial to Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken.
OMG THAT'S SO DELICIOUS.
I BATHE IN THE GRAVY.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:30:03
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I'm going to bed myself to caress my pillow girlfriend.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:30:29
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vinvv said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:
I'd have to say I am quite partial to Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken.
OMG THAT'S SO DELICIOUS.
I BATHE IN THE GRAVY.

The burgers look delicious.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-02-18 21:30:43
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
She pulled the whole "Oh I thought you knew this was only a fling" after I'd paid for her car insurance.

Too many *** where I live.
Go to junk yard, take plates off a car, take those plates and switch them out with her current plates. Use pay phone and call police to let them know your ex is driving in a stolen car with stolen plates, give plate numbers.

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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-02-18 21:31:08
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
another semirelated thing

i tried talking my friends into faking an abduction on a busy street

so far no takers
That reminds me of a funny thing that happened when I was 17 and first got my license(NJ).

We were throwing someone in the trunk and driving around like *** in some random development. Once we were done I sat back in the driver's seat as I was the only one with a license at the time. Just as I was backing out like 6 cop cars block us in.

Apparently someone called in an abduction and thought we were kidnapping the indian kid we had with us, lmao.

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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:31:10
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
She pulled the whole "Oh I thought you knew this was only a fling" after I'd paid for her car insurance.

Too many *** where I live.
Go to junk yard, take plates off a car, take those plates and switch them out with her current plates. Use pay phone and call police to let them know your ex is driven in a stolen car with stole plates, give plate numbers.


oh god
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:31:54
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
another semirelated thing

i tried talking my friends into faking an abduction on a busy street

so far no takers
That reminds me of a funny thing that happened when I was 17 and first got my license(NJ).

We were throwing someone in the trunk and driving around like *** in some random development. Once we were done I sat back in the driver's seat as I was the only one with a license at the time. Just as I was backing out like 6 cop cars block us in.

Apparently someone called in an abduction and thought we were kidnapping the indian kid we had with us, lmao.


lmao that's just great

i wonder if i could get in trouble for that
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:32:03
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
Shiva.Flionheart said:
She pulled the whole "Oh I thought you knew this was only a fling" after I'd paid for her car insurance.

Too many *** where I live.
Go to junk yard, take plates off a car, take those plates and switch them out with her current plates. Use pay phone and call police to let them know your ex is driving in a stolen car with stolen plates, give plate numbers.


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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-02-18 21:32:13
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
Tell all her facebook friends of how she seemed to have a very 'special connection' with her dog.

Mission Accomplished.
Thanks for the idea I completely forgot about that
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By Phoenix.Wackatramp 2011-02-18 21:32:36
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
She pulled the whole "Oh I thought you knew this was only a fling" after I'd paid for her car insurance.

Too many *** where I live.

Kind of going through the same thing right now. This "fling" just told me she's slept with 30 guys or so. She's 21.

/facetodeskmultipletimes
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-02-18 21:32:43
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
But how dare you say the Red Beans and Rice are lame.. I'll hunt you down for that!
Bring it
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-02-18 21:32:43
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Yeah I've spent a little too much time dreaming up ways to *** someone over/get back at them without facing any inherent risk of jail (like just walking up to them and beating the piss out of them).
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-02-18 21:33:31
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
Yeah I've spent a little too much time dreaming up ways to *** someone over/get back at them without facing any inherent risk of jail (like just walking up to them and beating the piss out of them).

I do think of things like that sometimes lol.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-02-18 21:34:19
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
Yeah I've spent a little too much time dreaming up ways to *** someone over/get back at them without facing any inherent risk of jail (like just walking up to them and beating the piss out of them).

ive been doing this for my mom's husband

i want to somehow piss him off enough so he swings at me so i could beat the ***out of him
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By Bahamut.Dasva 2011-02-18 21:34:37
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
She pulled the whole "Oh I thought you knew this was only a fling" after I'd paid for her car insurance.

Too many *** where I live.
Lol had one tell me she didn't know or think it was going to get serious after she asked me to take her away from where she was and talked about living together. Of course part of that was she was going to see another guy in a couple of days and I had found out she had already seen another the day before I saw her...

And on that later said they were only playing around. Or another girl to say afterwards there never was nothing....
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