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 Ramyrez
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By Ramyrez 2017-03-03 09:25:50
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Asura.Kensetobyakara said: »
Becoming a civilian after 9 years in the infantry was a process because of this. Nobody appreciates a good conversation concerning genitals anymore.

I can't even imagine. College was bad enough for this. "Oh wait. We don't get drunk and spraypaint *** in parking lots once we've graduated. That's going to take some getting used to."
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By Ramyrez 2017-03-03 09:26:45
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Asura.Kensetobyakara said: »
I'm surprised they could pull it off.
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 Valefor.Prothescar
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By Valefor.Prothescar 2017-03-03 09:29:45
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Ragnarok.Ghishlain said: »
Someone on the FFXIV Reddit made a thread about the average length of the male reproductive organ.

I dunno whether I should just stare blankly that someone did it or be fascinated that someone did that.

aw yea it includes futa ***
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-03-03 09:30:22
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I need to have "the talk" with my son one of these days, sex education is still a year away for him and I've heared him say some pretty intresting but very incorrect things concerning the male and female reproductive system as of late.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2017-03-03 09:32:15
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After a man and woman kiss, a stork flies out of his penis and goes looking under cabbage for a baby, then it flies back and thrusts the baby in her belly through her vagina.

That should be about 94% correct.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-03-03 09:33:26
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
After a man and woman kiss, a stork flies out of his penis and goes looking under cabbage for a baby, then it flies back and thrusts the baby in her belly through her vagina.

That should be about 94% correct.
No he was saying something along the line of sex is putting your thingie in someone's ***...I started laughing at that point...maybe I shouldnt have done that.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2017-03-03 09:34:04
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That was a joke.
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By Asura.Kensetobyakara 2017-03-03 09:35:12
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Valefor.Prothescar said: »
Ragnarok.Ghishlain said: »
Someone on the FFXIV Reddit made a thread about the average length of the male reproductive organ.

I dunno whether I should just stare blankly that someone did it or be fascinated that someone did that.

aw yea it includes Galka Mayo ***
I always thought Galka just reproduced through budding. Gelbooru proved me wrong.
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By fonewear 2017-03-03 09:35:17
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Asura.Vienner said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
After a man and woman kiss, a stork flies out of his penis and goes looking under cabbage for a baby, then it flies back and thrusts the baby in her belly through her vagina.

That should be about 94% correct.
No he was saying something along the line of sex is putting your thingie in someone's ***...I started laughing at that point...maybe I shouldnt have done that.

Sounds like he is to the advanced stages already !
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2017-03-03 09:36:12
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Asura.Kensetobyakara said: »
Valefor.Prothescar said: »
Ragnarok.Ghishlain said: »
Someone on the FFXIV Reddit made a thread about the average length of the male reproductive organ.

I dunno whether I should just stare blankly that someone did it or be fascinated that someone did that.

aw yea it includes Galka Mayo ***
I always thought Galka just reproduced through budding. Gelbooru proved me wrong.
It happens through brofist.
When they do their fists shine brightly and then a small galka is born.
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 Asura.Kensetobyakara
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By Asura.Kensetobyakara 2017-03-03 09:37:34
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
After a man and woman kiss, a stork flies out of his penis and goes looking under cabbage for a baby, then it flies back and thrusts the baby in her belly through her vagina.

That should be about 94% correct.
You just science'd the ***out of that. But what if she has a severe cabbage allergy? Is that a thing? I feel like that might be a thing.
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-03-03 09:40:46
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you all should suck it.

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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2017-03-03 09:41:22
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Valefor.Rawry said: »
Draco, are you affected by the draft?

Lol, no

It's for people born in 99
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By Sylph.Shadowlina 2017-03-03 09:41:59
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Guys keep that kind of chatter to a minimum...
You know better...
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By Asura.Ina 2017-03-03 09:43:14
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Asura.Vienner said: »
I need to have "the talk" with my son one of these days, sex education is still a year away for him and I've heared him say some pretty intresting but very incorrect things concerning the male and female reproductive system as of late.
Before school sex ed happened I thought kissing someone on the mouth could get them pregnant, and that babies came out of the belly button... My parents didn't get around to branching the subject till I was in grade 11 and I was like "guys please"
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2017-03-03 09:44:46
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If I'm reading this right out of 90000 only 13000 will be asked to do it and only 4000 actually have to
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-03-03 09:46:54
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I'd rather not wait till school starts their program, they get it at the age of 11 here and in todays society I think thats kind of late concidering what some kids pick up at home since adults arent always around to supervise when they're watching tv/browsing internet.
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By Ramyrez 2017-03-03 09:47:53
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Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
Guys keep that kind of chatter to a minimum...
You know better...

Lame.

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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
Lol, no
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By fonewear 2017-03-03 09:48:32
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Ramyrez said: »
Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
Guys keep that kind of chatter to a minimum...
You know better...

Lame.

Apparently we aren't mature enough...but we can look at bouncing anime boobs... !
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2017-03-03 09:49:05
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Some articles in English if you're interested


http://www.thelocal.se/20170302/why-sweden-is-bringing-back-the-draft
http://www.thelocal.se/20160928/sweden-advised-to-bring-back-conscription-in-2018
http://www.thelocal.se/20160831/sweden-could-reintroduce-conscription-by-2019
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By Ramyrez 2017-03-03 09:49:53
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fonewear said: »
Apparently we aren't mature enough...but we can look at bouncing anime boobs... !

How about it?

Working on Japan's guidelines, apparently. Which, I guess, makes sense in a *** up way.
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By Asura.Kensetobyakara 2017-03-03 09:50:18
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Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
If I'm reading this right out of 90000 only 13000 will be asked to do it and only 4000 actually have to
I saw an npr article on it and that's what it seems like. Any idea what the mandated length of service would be?
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2017-03-03 09:51:03
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Asura.Kensetobyakara said: »
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »
If I'm reading this right out of 90000 only 13000 will be asked to do it and only 4000 actually have to
I saw an npr article on it and that's what it seems like. Any idea what the mandated length of service would be?

6 months I think?
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By Ramyrez 2017-03-03 09:51:33
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ROOKS?! Where are you!

I tried to report Lina but "being a killjoy" isn't an option.

Edit: AMG that name switch when I typed it. Missed that change in my vacation.

Love it.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2017-03-03 09:52:13
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The russians gonna invade Sweden any minute now. They'll probably do it while the swedes are on their 1 hour sex break.
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By Ramyrez 2017-03-03 09:52:42
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Valefor.Sehachan said: »
The russians gonna invade Sweden any minute now. They'll probably do it while the swedes are on their 1 hour sex break.

I have been grossly misinformed of the benefits of moving to Sweden.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-03-03 09:55:46
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Ramyrez said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
The russians gonna invade Sweden any minute now. They'll probably do it while the swedes are on their thing we cant talk about.

I have been grossly misinformed of the benefits of moving to Sweden.
If the hour is obliged, I'm going to move there. Russians or no Russians.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2017-03-03 09:56:11
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Invading nordic countries sounds easy. Finnish people barely work, swedes go on breaks, in Norway there are 10 people per square km. Who's gonna stop the russians?!
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By fonewear 2017-03-03 09:56:19
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The key to defeating Sweden is to take all of their meatballs they will starve to death !
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By Asura.Kensetobyakara 2017-03-03 09:58:02
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fonewear said: »
The key to defeating Sweden is to take all of their meatballs they will starve to death !
Aww now I'm hungry...but I have no meatballs, so now I'm hungry and sad.
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