For real, one time when I was working at the call center the bathrooms in one section of the building were being replaced and the other 2 were full when I went to check like 10 times. Finally I got a call where I had to do a system restore so I put the person on hold, walked out to the edge of the parking lot and pissed in the trees.
*** holding your pee for too long, that can *** your ***up.