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 Asura.Kingnobody
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 08:58:05
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BTW, I got to psych myself up for this afternoon.

Thanks for being my punching bag Kojo.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:00:22
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
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I don't wanna be a part of a "people zoo".
This doesn't look like my cybernetic enhancements.

I am disappoint.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:02:19
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
BTW, I got to psych myself up for this afternoon.

Thanks for being my punching bag Kojo.
Put me on speaker phone.

Random person 1: "who is this guy? Why is he..."

Spath: "ssshhhh, you *** up."

Randy 2: "come again?"

Spath: "no, there's been enough of that."
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:02:22
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
This doesn't look like my cybernetic enhancements.
I don't think we want to know your cybernetic enhancements....
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:03:17
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
BTW, I got to psych myself up for this afternoon.

Thanks for being my punching bag Kojo.
Put me on speaker phone.

Random person 1: "who is this guy? Why is he..."

Spath: "ssshhhh, you *** up."

Randy 2: "come again?"

Spath: "no, there's been enough of that."
Oh god, you made me snort, and now I got a nosebleed.

Thanks!
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By Sylph.Shadowlina 2015-10-09 09:04:50
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On the topic of Cybernetic enhancements! British TV show called Humans. It gets you thinking. That is all.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:05:07
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This is why I would be the best worst boss man thing.

Someone make it happen!
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:07:24
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I just hate firing people.

This is the 3rd time I had to do it, and I hate it every time.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:08:34
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Buy me a plane ticket, or pay me a few bucks and I'll get the job done.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-10-09 09:09:01
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
I just hate firing people.

This is the 3rd time I had to do it, and I hate it every time.
Is it the people who made ***? If so, just fire them. Doesn't matter, had sex.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:16:39
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Anna Ruthven said: »
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I just hate firing people.

This is the 3rd time I had to do it, and I hate it every time.
Is it the people who made ***? If so, just fire them. Doesn't matter, had sex.
Yes, and you have to fire people in a way where they cannot claim gender/racial/<insert whatever the *** the new oppressed feels are> harassment on the company.

Seriously, it's like I'm walking on eggshells now.
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By Ackeron 2015-10-09 09:20:17
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Just say they are fired for having sex in the supply closet. Is it really hard to tell people that? lol

Just like the Champagne Room there is no sex in the supply closet!
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By Ragnarok.Zeig 2015-10-09 09:21:12
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Just finished Blade of the Immortal! Awesome work.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-10-09 09:21:12
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
I just hate firing people.

This is the 3rd time I had to do it, and I hate it every time.
Is it the people who made ***? If so, just fire them. Doesn't matter, had sex.
Yes, and you have to fire people in a way where they cannot claim gender/racial/<insert whatever the *** the new oppressed feels are> harassment on the company.

Seriously, it's like I'm walking on eggshells now.
Um.. Well, you see. They were apparently having sex, not only on company time but also company property and they also caused a sexual harassment claim against the firm. If the first two weren't true, you could annoy them by making them both go through some sexual harassment sensitivity training.
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By Rooks 2015-10-09 09:25:28
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Genuinely curious. Why the delay until this afternoon?

I figured "knocking boots on the clock and getting us sued" would be a summary-execution type firing.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-10-09 09:26:33
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Rooks said: »
Genuinely curious. Why the delay until this afternoon?

I figured "knocking boots on the clock and getting us sued" would be a summary-execution type firing.
Gotta take things slow. Light some candles, set the mood, etc.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:28:56
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Rooks said: »
Genuinely curious. Why the delay until this afternoon?

I figured "knocking boots on the clock and getting us sued" would be a summary-execution type firing.
Today's Friday, also the last day of the pay cycle (although our pay cycle is 2 weeks).

Might as well get at least some productivity out of them before they pack their ***up and GTFO. Plus, it's easier for HR to sort out at the end.

If this was discovered on Monday, highly likely they would have been fired on Monday.

I'm just glad that they are both here today. If either called in sick, I would have had to fire them over the phone, which wouldn't be as bad I guess.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:32:00
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I hope neither are tossers. A while back, before I came on board, when the CFO at the time fired an employee, the employee tossed stuff at the CFO.

That didn't go over well. Probably why we don't fire in our offices anymore either.
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By Anna Ruthven 2015-10-09 09:33:02
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I'd make a 'pink slip' joke if I could think of a good one.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:33:32
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Ackeron said: »
Just say they are fired for having sex in the supply closet. Is it really hard to tell people that? lol

Just like the Champagne Room there is no sex in the supply closet!
I feel a place called the Champagne room should have a lot of sex in the supply closet...

I don't think I understand the world anymore.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:35:33
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
I hope neither are tossers. A while back, before I came on board, when the CFO at the time fired an employee, the employee tossed stuff at the CFO.

That didn't go over well. Probably why we don't fire in our offices anymore either.
Keep supply of throwing knives in armrest of chair.

Hang pictures of your badass throwing skills all over the office.

Hang sign: you throw, I throw.

If they do throw something. Throw 'em out your window.

They won't expect it.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:36:57
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Good news is, if anyone is looking for a position for AP, two spots just opened up, starting on Monday.

Just make sure you Pay, not Receive.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:41:28
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Good news is, if anyone is looking for a position for AP, two spots just opened up, starting on Monday.

Just make sure you Pay, not Receive.
Spath has no prior experience or any idea how to do this job.

*passes a crudely drawn picture of Anna across the desk*

Do I have the job?
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:43:26
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Good news is, if anyone is looking for a position for AP, two spots just opened up, starting on Monday.

Just make sure you Pay, not Receive.
Spath has no prior experience or any idea how to do this job.

*passes a crudely drawn picture of Anna across the desk*

Do I have the job?
With the skill sets of some of my employees, you are overqualified.

Are you willing to relocate to San Antonio?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:45:06
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Good news is, if anyone is looking for a position for AP, two spots just opened up, starting on Monday.

Just make sure you Pay, not Receive.
Spath has no prior experience or any idea how to do this job.

*passes a crudely drawn picture of Anna across the desk*

Do I have the job?
With the skill sets of some of my employees, you are overqualified.

Are you willing to relocate to San Antonio?
*hands over a drawing of a banana*
Does this answer your question?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:51:29
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Real talk though... If I had the means I would totally take that.
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Good news is, if anyone is looking for a position for AP, two spots just opened up, starting on Monday.

Just make sure you Pay, not Receive.
Spath has no prior experience or any idea how to do this job.

*passes a crudely drawn picture of Anna across the desk*

Do I have the job?
With the skill sets of some of my employees, you are overqualified.

Are you willing to relocate to San Antonio?
*hands over a drawing of a banana*
Does this answer your question?
There's a problem with this picture of a banana - it's half eaten.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-10-09 09:54:38
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Real talk though... If I had the means I would totally take that.
Accounts Payable isn't all that hard to do to be honest.

It's one of the accounting jobs that doesn't require a college education. It's all input.

As long as you are proficient with a computer and keep your pants on, that's all we ask.

It doesn't pay that well though. Only $45k per year.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:58:46
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Real talk though... If I had the means I would totally take that.
Accounts Payable isn't all that hard to do to be honest.

It's one of the accounting jobs that doesn't require a college education. It's all input.

As long as you are proficient with a computer and keep your pants on, that's all we ask.

It doesn't pay that well though. Only $45k per year.
That's like... $20/hr... Well depending on the work week...

I'll take it. X.x

Quick someone get me to San Antonio!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2015-10-09 09:59:09
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Bloodrose said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Good news is, if anyone is looking for a position for AP, two spots just opened up, starting on Monday.

Just make sure you Pay, not Receive.
Spath has no prior experience or any idea how to do this job.

*passes a crudely drawn picture of Anna across the desk*

Do I have the job?
With the skill sets of some of my employees, you are overqualified.

Are you willing to relocate to San Antonio?
*hands over a drawing of a banana*
Does this answer your question?
There's a problem with this picture of a banana - it's half eaten.
I'm a go getter.
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