Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

I'm having Bond girl problems. I'm trying to figure out who's my favorite Bond girl, and I just can't decide. There are too many features on too many girls! And I haven't even seen all the movies yet!

So far, I think Solitaire is the prettiest.


But she's also got to be the most naive. I mean, she's a card master and she can't figure out that Bond stacked the deck? Oh honey.

And Octopussy is the most kick-arse. But technically I think Magda is the most kick-arse, that girl can fight, but she works under Octopussy, so I can't tell which is the most kick-arse of the two. They are pals, and it's rude to pit pal-vs-pal anyways, so maybe they are a toss-up for the most kick-arse Bond girl.




But beauty is skin deep and kick-arseness will only get you so far. So how about spunk? Jinx might well be the spunkiest, but then again she gets tied up in a laser room and then makes demands on James to set her free while he's kinda busy getting his bum kicked by some thug. Jinx, love, you got yourself into that mess, you'll have to just wait til he's not busy or get yourself out on your own!



And what about brains? Natalya from Goldeneye is pretty smart. She managed to survive the massacre at Severnaya, the only survivor. She managed to get herself to safety from there without the help of some suave British spy. She only got caught after that because she trusted the wrong guy, she woke Bond up after 006 locked them in a cockpit which ended up saving both their lives, she led Bond to the 2nd satellite base because he had no clue what was going on whatsoever, AND she got that base's computers all in a jam so they couldn't launch and bought Bond time to fight whats-his-name. Natalya know's what's up and she's got it under control. If brains is what you need, then Natalya's your girl.



Decisions, decisions. But then again, if I pick a favorite now and then watch the rest of the Bond movies (I have so far only seen a measly 8 of them), maybe one of the other Bond girls will trump all these ones. But on the other hand, if I pick a favorite now of these and then watch all the others, I only have to compare the one I pick now to the other girls to pick an ultimate favorite. Hmm!