Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

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I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

Yes. Yes you should.

HOLY ***I FOUND IT JUST BEFORE THE VESSAL BURST

if you guys haven't seen this movie, it's funny as hell, in a dumb & dumber kind of way. I guess the title is "Fubur"

so stupid.

Bears x15

I write like
William Shakespeare.

This site is totally legit.

Lmao

I write like
Edgar Allan Poe

Lmao

But that's a lot of work... with barely any pay off...

I don't know...

To have your name plastered on publications that could make their way to every point of the globe? Yeah, it's not worth it...

.-. I'm sorry, Kali. I did not mean to drag you to a love hotel, I swear.

What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little ***? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *** words. You think you can get away with saying that ***to me over the Internet? Think again, ***. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ***fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *** dead, kiddo.

I write like
Cory Doctorow

I don't even know whats going on :x

Quality literature right there

Shhhhh

It's ok.

Just go to sleep.

I'm going to exit the room and we're gonna pretend nothing happened.

Cool?

Cool.

wut

You guys should check out this website. It takes anything you've written and compares it to a bunch of authors to see who your writing is closest to.

Apparently my creative writing is like Cory Doctorow (whoever that is) and my exposition writing is like James Joyce. Not sure how I feel about this.

should I back read <.<

Really dont wanna organize my inventory.....