Leviathan.Powerslave said:
Oh Gawd; the bible needs to shut the *** up already. I'm an atheist and have nothing against religion or the bible (I'm not like OMG *** TEH RELIGION BS CAN'T BELIEVED I WAS BAPTIZED WITHOUT MY CONSENT WHAT THE *** *** ***)however 95% of the people who 'interpret' the Bible are god damned retards.
There are these brain washed kids that go around my university campus all the time from some association called "God the Mother" trying to convince you that the Bible has all these clues saying the apocalypse is a-comin' and how they're starting to come true and how if we don't get the Divine Seal we'll go to hell blah blah blah. By the time you make it clear you don't give a ***, they politely say you're going to hell and find new potential prey.
Now this ***? Mathematical cheat codes to the universe hidden in the Bible? God damn it.
/endrant
he's trying to save you bro
dig your bomb shelter while you can
he predicted the presidency
now he wants to save our lives
for the low low price of $26(hardcover)