You better watch out when I drop the beat,
and you better believe I gear swap my feet.
If you Step to me my Flourish will be Violent,
and yo *** better pay back that gil you know I lent.
My daggers move like light, y'all blinded by the flash
and when I'm curin' these fools you know I'm shakin that ***.
Need to get your attention my Flo is Animated,
make these sucka *** PLDs feel they vokes is outdated.
If I quicken up the pace you better call yo mama,
cuz she the only one I know who can handle my Haste Samba.
Box Step, Quick Step, I'll make you Stutter with sick steps
And you'll flutter like a Feather when I Crit out your last breath.
When I enter a campaign I dominate the whole field,
and it only got worse when SE gave me Dual Wield.
I heal and I hit and that's more than enough,
I put the red mages to shame when I stack my debuffs.
Now I know it seems like talk and it seems like it's hype,
and to be honest the more I drink the harder it is to type.
So I'll (w)rap this up for now, only cuz it's getting late.
DANCER FOR LIFE MPTHER FVCKERS, AND HATERS GUNNA HATE!
Chiggity /check Yo' Self
Chiggity /check yo' self
This is pure genius. <3
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Asura.Ludoggy said:
loldnc
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I love to see someone rapping this in full DNC af.
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Ragnarok.Cerelyn said:
Asura.Ludoggy said:
loldnc
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My rap skills are rad and my rhyme skills are dope,
If I were to spit about religion yall would call me the pope.
SUCKAAAAAAAS
If I were to spit about religion yall would call me the pope.
SUCKAAAAAAAS
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yo I'm MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently...
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Titan.Lillica said:
You better watch out when I drop the beat,
and you better believe I gear swap my feet.
If you Step to me my Flourish will be Violent,
and yo *** better pay back that gil you know I lent.
My daggers move like light, y'all blinded by the flash
and when I'm curin' these fools you know I'm shakin that ***.
Need to get your attention my Flo is Animated,
make these sucka *** PLDs feel they vokes is outdated.
If I quicken up the pace you better call yo mama,
cuz she the only one I know who can handle my Haste Samba.
Box Step, Quick Step, I'll make you Stutter with sick steps
And you'll flutter like a Feather when I Crit out your last breath.
When I enter a campaign I dominate the whole field,
and it only got worse when SE gave me Dual Wield.
I heal and I hit and that's more than enough,
I put the red mages to shame when I stack my debuffs.
Now I know it seems like talk and it seems like it's hype,
and to be honest the more I drink the harder it is to type.
So I'll (w)rap this up for now, only cuz it's getting late.
DANCER FOR LIFE MPTHER FVCKERS, AND HATERS GUNNA HATE!
and you better believe I gear swap my feet.
If you Step to me my Flourish will be Violent,
and yo *** better pay back that gil you know I lent.
My daggers move like light, y'all blinded by the flash
and when I'm curin' these fools you know I'm shakin that ***.
Need to get your attention my Flo is Animated,
make these sucka *** PLDs feel they vokes is outdated.
If I quicken up the pace you better call yo mama,
cuz she the only one I know who can handle my Haste Samba.
Box Step, Quick Step, I'll make you Stutter with sick steps
And you'll flutter like a Feather when I Crit out your last breath.
When I enter a campaign I dominate the whole field,
and it only got worse when SE gave me Dual Wield.
I heal and I hit and that's more than enough,
I put the red mages to shame when I stack my debuffs.
Now I know it seems like talk and it seems like it's hype,
and to be honest the more I drink the harder it is to type.
So I'll (w)rap this up for now, only cuz it's getting late.
DANCER FOR LIFE MPTHER FVCKERS, AND HATERS GUNNA HATE!
i love you
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I carry all these ninjutsu tools,
watch me as I parry all you fools.
My evasion is rivaled by noone, it's true,
so don't complain when jubaku lands on you.
Kamu's gonna turn everything to night,
so try not to cry when kurayami is in your sight.
Yonin will produce enmity like anything you've ever seen.
It's almost as mezmerizing as all my Ninja bling.
You dance, you rap,
though I bet you wish you had Innin to back up all the crap you say,
cuz' in a single day I throw away shurikens worth more than your dagger,
It's an amazing display, my Ninja swagger.
I don't need jin to compete against dancer,
cuz' my katanas gonna slice, dice and cause cancer.
You try to take our prized traits, but it's all in vain,
cuz our Utsusemi has more shadows than you'll ever obtain.
why did you think you could ever overthrow the paper tank?
You're just a cheap imitation which will never reach ninja rank.
Have you ever seen the elemental wheel?
It has more elements than you could ever hope to feel.
It's unreal, Ninja's haste.
Your Sambas just can't compare, they're utter waste.
Now open the door, get on the floor,
everybody walk the dinosaur!
watch me as I parry all you fools.
My evasion is rivaled by noone, it's true,
so don't complain when jubaku lands on you.
Kamu's gonna turn everything to night,
so try not to cry when kurayami is in your sight.
Yonin will produce enmity like anything you've ever seen.
It's almost as mezmerizing as all my Ninja bling.
You dance, you rap,
though I bet you wish you had Innin to back up all the crap you say,
cuz' in a single day I throw away shurikens worth more than your dagger,
It's an amazing display, my Ninja swagger.
I don't need jin to compete against dancer,
cuz' my katanas gonna slice, dice and cause cancer.
You try to take our prized traits, but it's all in vain,
cuz our Utsusemi has more shadows than you'll ever obtain.
why did you think you could ever overthrow the paper tank?
You're just a cheap imitation which will never reach ninja rank.
Have you ever seen the elemental wheel?
It has more elements than you could ever hope to feel.
It's unreal, Ninja's haste.
Your Sambas just can't compare, they're utter waste.
Now open the door, get on the floor,
everybody walk the dinosaur!
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Fenrir.Yinsha said:
I carry all these ninjutsu tools,
watch me as I parry all you fools.
My evasion is rivaled by noone, it's true,
so don't complain when jubaku lands on you.
Kamu's gonna turn everything to night,
so try not to cry when kurayami is in your sight.
Yonin will produce enmity like anything you've ever seen.
It's almost as mezmerizing as all my Ninja bling.
You dance, you rap,
though I bet you wish you had Innin to back up all the crap you say,
cuz' in a single day I throw away shurikens worth more than your dagger,
It's an amazing display, my Ninja swagger.
I don't need jin to compete against dancer,
cuz' my katanas gonna slice, dice and cause cancer.
You try to take our prized traits, but it's all in vain,
cuz our Utsusemi has more shadows than you'll ever obtain.
why did you think you could ever overthrow the paper tank?
You're just a cheap imitation which will never reach ninja rank.
Have you ever seen the elemental wheel?
It has more elements than you could ever hope to feel.
It's unreal, Ninja's haste.
Your Sambas just can't compare, they're utter waste.
Now open the door, get on the floor,
everybody walk the dinosaur!
watch me as I parry all you fools.
My evasion is rivaled by noone, it's true,
so don't complain when jubaku lands on you.
Kamu's gonna turn everything to night,
so try not to cry when kurayami is in your sight.
Yonin will produce enmity like anything you've ever seen.
It's almost as mezmerizing as all my Ninja bling.
You dance, you rap,
though I bet you wish you had Innin to back up all the crap you say,
cuz' in a single day I throw away shurikens worth more than your dagger,
It's an amazing display, my Ninja swagger.
I don't need jin to compete against dancer,
cuz' my katanas gonna slice, dice and cause cancer.
You try to take our prized traits, but it's all in vain,
cuz our Utsusemi has more shadows than you'll ever obtain.
why did you think you could ever overthrow the paper tank?
You're just a cheap imitation which will never reach ninja rank.
Have you ever seen the elemental wheel?
It has more elements than you could ever hope to feel.
It's unreal, Ninja's haste.
Your Sambas just can't compare, they're utter waste.
Now open the door, get on the floor,
everybody walk the dinosaur!
What is this a joke? You are a blight on mankind.
You couldn't chiggity /check yo'self, so lets kick back and rewind.
Now your shadows are sick, and jubaku is cool,
but just like your mother, you pay for your tools.
My skills they are used with the more *** that I kick,
and you can set your watch to that cuz I'm like tick tock tick.
See I don't need to worry in the year twenty-twenty,
Let the third impact come cuz I got EVA a-plenty.
Oh man, dancer is fruity and I know that's what you think-o,
But isn't your new skill Urine which you use with a jinko?
I'll admit that ninja's are cool, but pirates are better,
For one Johnny Depp makes the girlies p***ies get wetter.
So you best put this to rest friend, lest you make me rage,
cuz your thirty minutes are up and I'm IMPOSSIBLE TO GAUGE.
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Titan.Lillica said:
Fenrir.Yinsha said:
I carry all these ninjutsu tools, watch me as I parry all you fools. My evasion is rivaled by noone, it's true, so don't complain when jubaku lands on you. Kamu's gonna turn everything to night, so try not to cry when kurayami is in your sight. Yonin will produce enmity like anything you've ever seen. It's almost as mezmerizing as all my Ninja bling. You dance, you rap, though I bet you wish you had Innin to back up all the crap you say, cuz' in a single day I throw away shurikens worth more than your dagger, It's an amazing display, my Ninja swagger. I don't need jin to compete against dancer, cuz' my katanas gonna slice, dice and cause cancer. You try to take our prized traits, but it's all in vain, cuz our Utsusemi has more shadows than you'll ever obtain. why did you think you could ever overthrow the paper tank? You're just a cheap imitation which will never reach ninja rank. Have you ever seen the elemental wheel? It has more elements than you could ever hope to feel. It's unreal, Ninja's haste. Your Sambas just can't compare, they're utter waste. Now open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!
I LoL'd.....<3 Lil
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Titan.Lillica said:
Fenrir.Yinsha said:
I carry all these ninjutsu tools,
watch me as I parry all you fools.
My evasion is rivaled by noone, it's true,
so don't complain when jubaku lands on you.
Kamu's gonna turn everything to night,
so try not to cry when kurayami is in your sight.
Yonin will produce enmity like anything you've ever seen.
It's almost as mezmerizing as all my Ninja bling.
You dance, you rap,
though I bet you wish you had Innin to back up all the crap you say,
cuz' in a single day I throw away shurikens worth more than your dagger,
It's an amazing display, my Ninja swagger.
I don't need jin to compete against dancer,
cuz' my katanas gonna slice, dice and cause cancer.
You try to take our prized traits, but it's all in vain,
cuz our Utsusemi has more shadows than you'll ever obtain.
why did you think you could ever overthrow the paper tank?
You're just a cheap imitation which will never reach ninja rank.
Have you ever seen the elemental wheel?
It has more elements than you could ever hope to feel.
It's unreal, Ninja's haste.
Your Sambas just can't compare, they're utter waste.
Now open the door, get on the floor,
everybody walk the dinosaur!
watch me as I parry all you fools.
My evasion is rivaled by noone, it's true,
so don't complain when jubaku lands on you.
Kamu's gonna turn everything to night,
so try not to cry when kurayami is in your sight.
Yonin will produce enmity like anything you've ever seen.
It's almost as mezmerizing as all my Ninja bling.
You dance, you rap,
though I bet you wish you had Innin to back up all the crap you say,
cuz' in a single day I throw away shurikens worth more than your dagger,
It's an amazing display, my Ninja swagger.
I don't need jin to compete against dancer,
cuz' my katanas gonna slice, dice and cause cancer.
You try to take our prized traits, but it's all in vain,
cuz our Utsusemi has more shadows than you'll ever obtain.
why did you think you could ever overthrow the paper tank?
You're just a cheap imitation which will never reach ninja rank.
Have you ever seen the elemental wheel?
It has more elements than you could ever hope to feel.
It's unreal, Ninja's haste.
Your Sambas just can't compare, they're utter waste.
Now open the door, get on the floor,
everybody walk the dinosaur!
What is this a joke? You are a blight on mankind.
You couldn't chiggity /check yo'self, so lets kick back and rewind.
Now your shadows are sick, and jubaku is cool,
but just like your mother, you pay for your tools.
My skills they are used with the more *** that I kick,
and you can set your watch to that cuz I'm like tick tock tick.
See I don't need to worry in the year twenty-twenty,
Let the third impact come cuz I got EVA a-plenty.
Oh man, dancer is fruity and I know that's what you think-o,
But isn't your new skill Urine which you use with a jinko?
I'll admit that ninja's are cool, but pirates are better,
For one Johnny Depp makes the girlies p***ies get wetter.
So you best put this to rest friend, lest you make me rage,
cuz your thirty minutes are up and I'm IMPOSSIBLE TO GAUGE.
Lolwut?
Titan.Lillica said:
You better watch out when I drop the beat,
and you better believe I gear swap my feet.
If you Step to me my Flourish will be Violent,
and yo *** better pay back that gil you know I lent.
My daggers move like light, y'all blinded by the flash
and when I'm curin' these fools you know I'm shakin that ***.
Need to get your attention my Flo is Animated,
make these sucka *** PLDs feel they vokes is outdated.
If I quicken up the pace you better call yo mama,
cuz she the only one I know who can handle my Haste Samba.
Box Step, Quick Step, I'll make you Stutter with sick steps
And you'll flutter like a Feather when I Crit out your last breath.
When I enter a campaign I dominate the whole field,
and it only got worse when SE gave me Dual Wield.
I heal and I hit and that's more than enough,
I put the red mages to shame when I stack my debuffs.
Now I know it seems like talk and it seems like it's hype,
and to be honest the more I drink the harder it is to type.
So I'll (w)rap this up for now, only cuz it's getting late.
DANCER FOR LIFE MPTHER FVCKERS, AND HATERS GUNNA HATE!
and you better believe I gear swap my feet.
If you Step to me my Flourish will be Violent,
and yo *** better pay back that gil you know I lent.
My daggers move like light, y'all blinded by the flash
and when I'm curin' these fools you know I'm shakin that ***.
Need to get your attention my Flo is Animated,
make these sucka *** PLDs feel they vokes is outdated.
If I quicken up the pace you better call yo mama,
cuz she the only one I know who can handle my Haste Samba.
Box Step, Quick Step, I'll make you Stutter with sick steps
And you'll flutter like a Feather when I Crit out your last breath.
When I enter a campaign I dominate the whole field,
and it only got worse when SE gave me Dual Wield.
I heal and I hit and that's more than enough,
I put the red mages to shame when I stack my debuffs.
Now I know it seems like talk and it seems like it's hype,
and to be honest the more I drink the harder it is to type.
So I'll (w)rap this up for now, only cuz it's getting late.
DANCER FOR LIFE MPTHER FVCKERS, AND HATERS GUNNA HATE!
Now, Whip your HAIR back and Forth!!!
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lol this is just so awesome!
I'm a mother *** bard, hear me sing my song,
People think I'm *** dope and they wouldn't be wrong,
What's that? You need a slow or some speed?
In this bag of tricks I've got everything you need!
Impossible to gauge? Oh *** please,
All the dancers are, is a glorified *** tease.
Now stand back and don't be hating,
I know it must be hard to only have a B+ rating.
Don't worry fool about your Identity crisis,
DD or buffer, hah! Soon you'll be filling my ices.
Now excuse me whilst I do my job,
I need to land an elegy or sleep on the mother *** mob.
People think I'm *** dope and they wouldn't be wrong,
What's that? You need a slow or some speed?
In this bag of tricks I've got everything you need!
Impossible to gauge? Oh *** please,
All the dancers are, is a glorified *** tease.
Now stand back and don't be hating,
I know it must be hard to only have a B+ rating.
Don't worry fool about your Identity crisis,
DD or buffer, hah! Soon you'll be filling my ices.
Now excuse me whilst I do my job,
I need to land an elegy or sleep on the mother *** mob.
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
I'm a mother *** bard, hear me sing my song, People think I'm *** dope and they wouldn't be wrong, What's that? You need a slow or some speed? In this bag of tricks I've got everything you need! Impossible to gauge? Oh *** please, All the dancers are, is a glorified *** tease. Now stand back and don't be hating, I know it must be hard to only have a B+ rating. Don't worry fool about your Identity crisis, DD or buffer, hah! Soon you'll be filling my ices. Now excuse me whilst I do my job, I need to land an elegy or sleep on the mother *** mob.
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I don't even like rap that much lol.
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
I'm a mother *** bard, hear me sing my song,
People think I'm *** dope and they wouldn't be wrong,
What's that? You need a slow or some speed?
In this bag of tricks I've got everything you need!
Impossible to gauge? Oh *** please,
All the dancers are, is a glorified *** tease.
Now stand back and don't be hating,
I know it must be hard to only have a B+ rating.
Don't worry fool about your Identity crisis,
DD or buffer, hah! Soon you'll be filling my ices.
Now excuse me whilst I do my job,
I need to land an elegy or sleep on the mother *** mob.
People think I'm *** dope and they wouldn't be wrong,
What's that? You need a slow or some speed?
In this bag of tricks I've got everything you need!
Impossible to gauge? Oh *** please,
All the dancers are, is a glorified *** tease.
Now stand back and don't be hating,
I know it must be hard to only have a B+ rating.
Don't worry fool about your Identity crisis,
DD or buffer, hah! Soon you'll be filling my ices.
Now excuse me whilst I do my job,
I need to land an elegy or sleep on the mother *** mob.
What is this smash brothers brawl, a new challenger approaches?
Well start calling me Raid cuz I'll crush ya ***-a-roaches.
You must have a bad infection all up in your sinus,
yeah I've got a B plus, but you rockin a B minus.
Yo singing skill must not be capped cuz yo rap was so unripe,
You need to stick to fingering the strings and blowin on my -
Pipe down little bard, don't be causing all this fuss,
Just tell yourself that you are special on the spoony bard bus.
Now if there's one thing you should learn it's that I rhyme ill-matic,
While yours are bout as useful as a Nyzul Isle Static.
So pack up yo harmonica, yo banjo and yo harp,
and stop flapping yo damn gums like a magi-magi-karp.
You asked for the hammer but instead you got the sledge,
You wanted a little taste of dancer but what you found was Dancing Edge.
Before I send you on your way I'll leave some earnest words in kind,
that if you let my March drop one more time, I'll kick your Bard behind.
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Oh no you di'nt
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Any of you guys have a toon named Wusoldier?
Quote:
I'm a mother *** bard, hear me sing my song,
People think I'm *** dope and they wouldn't be wrong,
What's that? You need a slow or some speed?
In this bag of tricks I've got everything you need!
Impossible to gauge? Oh *** please,
All the dancers are, is a glorified *** tease.
Now stand back and don't be hating,
I know it must be hard to only have a B+ rating.
Don't worry fool about your Identity crisis,
DD or buffer, hah! Soon you'll be filling my ices.
Now excuse me whilst I do my job,
I need to land an elegy or sleep on the mother *** mob.
People think I'm *** dope and they wouldn't be wrong,
What's that? You need a slow or some speed?
In this bag of tricks I've got everything you need!
Impossible to gauge? Oh *** please,
All the dancers are, is a glorified *** tease.
Now stand back and don't be hating,
I know it must be hard to only have a B+ rating.
Don't worry fool about your Identity crisis,
DD or buffer, hah! Soon you'll be filling my ices.
Now excuse me whilst I do my job,
I need to land an elegy or sleep on the mother *** mob.
Quote:
What is this smash brothers brawl, a new challenger approaches?
Well start calling me Raid cuz I'll crush ya ***-a-roaches.
You must have a bad infection all up in your sinus,
yeah I've got a B plus, but you rockin a B minus.
Yo singing skill must not be capped cuz yo rap was so unripe,
You need to stick to fingering the strings and blowin on my -
Pipe down little bard, don't be causing all this fuss,
Just tell yourself that you are special on the spoony bard bus.
Now if there's one thing you should learn it's that I rhyme ill-matic,
While yours are bout as useful as a Nyzul Isle Static.
So pack up yo harmonica, yo banjo and yo harp,
and stop flapping yo damn gums like a magi-magi-karp.
You asked for the hammer but instead you got the sledge,
You wanted a little taste of dancer but what you found was Dancing Edge.
Before I send you on your way I'll leave some earnest words in kind,
that if you let my March drop one more time, I'll kick your Bard behind.
Well start calling me Raid cuz I'll crush ya ***-a-roaches.
You must have a bad infection all up in your sinus,
yeah I've got a B plus, but you rockin a B minus.
Yo singing skill must not be capped cuz yo rap was so unripe,
You need to stick to fingering the strings and blowin on my -
Pipe down little bard, don't be causing all this fuss,
Just tell yourself that you are special on the spoony bard bus.
Now if there's one thing you should learn it's that I rhyme ill-matic,
While yours are bout as useful as a Nyzul Isle Static.
So pack up yo harmonica, yo banjo and yo harp,
and stop flapping yo damn gums like a magi-magi-karp.
You asked for the hammer but instead you got the sledge,
You wanted a little taste of dancer but what you found was Dancing Edge.
Before I send you on your way I'll leave some earnest words in kind,
that if you let my March drop one more time, I'll kick your Bard behind.
Look at these two lightweights all bark and no bite,
Don't get things twisted we both know Samurai wins the fight.
First with the dancer that thinks he really matters,
I could out parse you blinded, with a Ceremonial Dagger,
Your only good for one thing, and that's to give me haste samba,
If you don't like the truth then go cry to yo mama,
Your a decent subjob and great for campaign,
Now step aside Jr, this Samurai brings the pain.
On to the bard who's wasting everyone's time,
You need to stop posting and watch these Kaiten's fly,
Like I told the girly dancer, your only good for one thang,
Get busy and play my songs, so I can drop some skILLchains.
I hate to be so harsh but you've left me no choice,
But we can still be friends now shutup and soul voice.
A support job and subjob is all you both will ever amount,
So get back to Valkrum Dunes, and level something that counts,
A Samurai is unmatched, watch me as I slash and I kill,
Don't ever forget these words, SAMURAI IS KING OF THIS HILL!
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What did I walk into? I don't even know what to say.
Everyone here thinks they're a hotshot, but really your damage is just child's play.
Would you like to be useful, add something to the plight?
Well it's quite simple, become a monk and you'll be the prime contributor to any fight.
Damage dealing? Blood, shadow, or evasion tanking? Monk can do them all, and their skills are superior.
Why would you choose to play a job that's just simply inferior?
Silly fools~
Everyone here thinks they're a hotshot, but really your damage is just child's play.
Would you like to be useful, add something to the plight?
Well it's quite simple, become a monk and you'll be the prime contributor to any fight.
Damage dealing? Blood, shadow, or evasion tanking? Monk can do them all, and their skills are superior.
Why would you choose to play a job that's just simply inferior?
Silly fools~
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