Turn on: A girl with a nice smile.
Turn off: Missing teeth.
Turn off: Getting a gold tooth put in next to the missing one.
Turn off: Having a grill that looks like it was stolen off a dead primate.
Turn on: A girl with her own sense of independance.
Turn off: A girl with a court ordered ankle bracelet.
Turn on: a girl with a great voice you can talk to for hours.
Turn off: A girl who sounds like Yoda.
Turn off: A girl who sounds like yoda, but is taller than sasquatch.
Turn off: A girl who sounds like Yoda, taller AND hairier than Sasquatch.