1. I want to know everything.
2. I want eternal youth as Tiger said.
3. I want the ability of flight.
A Genie Grants You Three Wishes...
A genie grants you three wishes...
Another 3 wishes:
1. Hurl Stephenie Meyer into another universe. Preferably one with dinosaurs or some such. If she some how makes it back, at least she'll have something interesting to write about.
2. Have every copy/publication/movies/etc. of any of her "books" disappear. I want the disappearances to be quite flashy and memorable.
3. Video cameras filming all the butthurt fans as they rage and most likely commit suicide. The videos will then be compiled and posted over the internet for all the sane people to enjoy.
1. Hurl Stephenie Meyer into another universe. Preferably one with dinosaurs or some such. If she some how makes it back, at least she'll have something interesting to write about.
2. Have every copy/publication/movies/etc. of any of her "books" disappear. I want the disappearances to be quite flashy and memorable.
3. Video cameras filming all the butthurt fans as they rage and most likely commit suicide. The videos will then be compiled and posted over the internet for all the sane people to enjoy.
1. Infinite wishes
edit: I should have read the first page, probably.
edit: I should have read the first page, probably.
1. An unlimited supply of a drink that gives you as much pleasure as sex.
2. An one thousand year life span (eternal life would just drive the user insane).
3. The abilty to cast magic.
2. An one thousand year life span (eternal life would just drive the user insane).
3. The abilty to cast magic.
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2. An one thousand year life spam (eternal life would just drive the user insane).
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Asura.Nalien said:
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2. An one thousand year life span (eternal life would just drive the user insane).
How do you go "away from keyboard" in real life? I think the op ment if you got wishes in real life not in game.
Your nitpicking is very appreciated.
1:infinite bank account
2:a lightsaber
3:a working tie fighter
2:a lightsaber
3:a working tie fighter
1. For my dad to be healthy and be able to live on his own.
2. World Peace.
3. For me to finally meet someone who I can make happy.
2. World Peace.
3. For me to finally meet someone who I can make happy.
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1. Teleporting to wherever I want; or atleast just being able to teleport to my family in Germany
2. A nice house, nothing real fancy, just something comfortable
3. My lizard (or any animal in general) being able to speak
2. A nice house, nothing real fancy, just something comfortable
3. My lizard (or any animal in general) being able to speak
Asura.Andevom said:
1) Unlimited money. Pretty much a no-brainer.
2) Immunity to all disease and murder with a life span of about 2,300 years. I'd say immortality, but that ***will probably get old after a few millennia.
3) Flight. 'Nuff said.
2) Immunity to all disease and murder with a life span of about 2,300 years. I'd say immortality, but that ***will probably get old after a few millennia.
3) Flight. 'Nuff said.
Why do people presume that eternal life is a curse? Hell if you could fly AND not die, you could explore space deeper than any known living being out there. That seems fairly time consuming alone. You may even find other beings out there with the means of eternal life. Hell, first thing I'd do is fly straight into the center of the sun just to see what it looked like.
Eternal life =/= immunity to pain.
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Siren.Enternius said:
Eternal life =/= immunity to pain.
Shhhhhhh, let him fly into the sun and find out >_>
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It's along the same lines. If anything, the sun would destroy your pain sensors in a matter of milliseconds once you got so close so it wouldn't matter.
Sylph.Oddin said:
Why do people presume that eternal life is a curse? Hell if you could fly AND not die, you could explore space deeper than any known living being out there. That seems fairly time consuming alone. You may even find other beings out there with the means of eternal life. Hell, first thing I'd do is fly straight into the center of the sun just to see what it looked like.
I sure wouldn't want to have eternal life if im too unstable to enjoy it.
Sylph.Oddin said:
It's along the same lines. If anything, the sun would destroy your pain sensors in a matter of milliseconds once you got so close so it wouldn't matter.
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Siren.Enternius said:
Sylph.Oddin said:
It's along the same lines. If anything, the sun would destroy your pain sensors in a matter of milliseconds once you got so close so it wouldn't matter.
I'm going to assume you know the definitions to both immortal and death. If we're assuming you're immortal, then you're not prone to death by any means. So one could hypothetically fly into the sun and not disintegrate into nothing as this would go against the very definition of immortal.
Blast it oddin respond to me!!! After all I was one of the people you were annoyed about earlyer for not wishing for immortalty.
Titan.Darkwizardzin said:
Blast it oddin respond to me!!! After all I was one of the people you were annoyed about earlyer for not wishing for immortalty.
Well for starters, I wasn't annoyed. I was just wondering why everyone jumped to the same conclusions about something with limitless possibilities. Too many assumptions made concerning the matter and admittedly, I too, have my own assumptions. I'm just trying to find the silver lining in the matter I suppose.
As for your comment, it is of sound reasoning. However, the human brain is more complex than we give it credit. I believe Doctors have discerned that we only use about 10% of our brain's total power on average throughout our lifetimes. With infinite lifetimes, the brain could and most likely would adjust to such an endeavor. Adaptations or even evolving into something more suitable in the distant future to compensate for the lifespan changes.
Sylph.Oddin said:
Titan.Darkwizardzin said:
Blast it oddin respond to me!!! After all I was one of the people you were annoyed about earlyer for not wishing for immortalty.
As for your comment, it is of sound reasoning. However, the human brain is more complex than we give it credit. I believe Doctors have discerned that we only use about 10% of our brain's total power on average throughout our lifetimes. With infinite lifetimes, the brain could and most likely would adjust to such an endeavor. Adaptations or even evolving into something more suitable in the distant future to compensate for the lifespan changes.
I thought the whole "we only use 10% of our brain" bit was just a myth.
In any case not that I fully disagree with your statement but I don't think the brain would "evolve" in someone who was granted the ability to live forever. Evolution takes many, many generations to happen.
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Asura.Bartimaeus said:
Imagine living forever, then getting stuck in some random place that nobody ever went, or ever could go.
I got stuck in a zombie map on source, so it made me think of that. xD Shittttyyy
I got stuck in a zombie map on source, so it made me think of that. xD Shittttyyy
Now that would drive someone bat ***crazy. Trapped under a god damn mountain that collapsed suddenly while you were exploring it on some distant planet or some ***. Screwed for eternity.
1.Can fly
2.Laser Eyes
3.Penis Fingers
2.Laser Eyes
3.Penis Fingers
Phoenix.Spheroth said:
3.Penis Fingers
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Also: Would your penis then be a finger?
Phoenix.Spheroth said:
1.Can fly
2.Laser Eyes
3.Penis Fingers
2.Laser Eyes
3.Penis Fingers
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