By Siren.Eagleeyes 2010-09-17 21:25:49
In a computer store, when I overhear the current conversation;
Man: My computer is loading web pages and stuff slowly, I think I need a new graphics card
Tech support: You could just have a lot of programs installed on your computer and needs a quick clean, or you might be using too many addons or widgets, slowing everything down.
Man: it's the graphics card. It's been getting slower ever since I bought the computer last year, so now I need a faster one.
Tech Support:Well I really think all your computer needs is a quick clean and a good update, we do this for a fee much smaller than a new graphics card costs.
Man: I just want a new graphics card, can you help me with that?
Tech Support:Well sure. What is your budget?
Man: I have about $200 spare, I like the look of this red one here, is radeon 5850 any good?
Tech: Yes sir, it's excellent for what you pay
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I guarantee that card will destroy the PSU, providing it can actually fit on this guys motherboard, and it still wont solve his problems.
Todays top tip: GRAPHICS CARD = LOAD PAGE
~~~Next Day~~~
'WHAT THE *** MAN, YOU TOLD ME TO BUY THIS AND IT DIDN'T FIX ANYTHING YOU STUPID ***, LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER HERP DERP"