Don't Click This Link

I told you

Lol'd

I totally.... know.... this feeling.

lmao, exactly what I feel like when someone is using the PC around me.

That or worried as *** they'll download something, and the last thing I downloaded was something to my unforgivable porn folder.

I hear that brotha

story learned, never lend out your computer "for a minute"

lolwut

You run CCleaner, you delete history, delete the HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE search history that Wikipedia keeps to troll you... But you always forget about the download directory ; ;

I once hid my porn in a gigantic maze of folders, and a friend somehow found it.

"So you're into that drawn ***"

"What... yeah I suppose"

"***"

D:

People who think their OS is Dell.
me what operating system are you using?
dude it's a dell.
dude on the side of the machine, there is a sticker, it is green, blue, pink and white. what does it say above the 25 character key.
dude the side of the computer says dell.

I still have my porn hidden in a maze of folders. There's like, 15 dead ends to stop people!

Eh, i dont give a ***who find my folders, Who the fk doesnt have porn? they are just lying to themselves.

You haYou hide your pron?

It's annoying with phones too.

I unlock phones in my dads shop...

"What phone do you have?"

"Orange"

"No thats the service, what make phone do you have?"

"Look, it's an orange!"

"No as in what brand of phone"

"I'll go elsewhere then."

Sites close, pics get lost
kitty's die for nothing

But what happens when you no longer has internets?!

Yes

My internet is intermittent I'm not using a magazine like a caveman.

Hide that ***in a .jpeg

When my dad pokes my screen to point at things.
He actually hits it with enough force to emanate a 'thud' from the membrane.

When my dad clicks links, but slightly drags when he clicks, resulting in nothing happening.
>CLICKDRAG
>WHY WONT THIS *** PAGE LOAD, STUPID *** COMPUTER

My mother, when she types out a web page, voices her keystrokes.
>Aytch tee tee pee, dotdot slash slash

My flatmate, when I was out on holiday, kept turning off my computer IN MY *** ROOM *** GTFO because he said 'it will get viruses if you leave it on the internet for too long.'
Was a pain in the *** having to remote access it via my phone.

Anyone who asks for help on the most mundane tasks involving their computer, turns around and says anything like;
>DON'T DO THAT, YOU'LL GET ME VIRUSES!
>YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK IT
>MY COMPUTER IS *** UP AFTER YOU HELPED ME WITH THE OS/VIRUS/PROGRAM/DRIVERS

People who video a youtube video with their phone, or take pictures of their screen because they don't know how to right click and save.

Computer parts clerks that don't really know anything about what you really need, because their shop has such a ***layout you can't find it yourself.
>Looking for Molex to sata
>Guy leads me to hard drives
>Points to a hard drive
>It's IDE
I WANT A *** MOLEX TO SATA ADAPTOR
*** HELL.

Oh and also the people that blatantly know sweet FA about computers and say ***like 'My computer is better because it has a 4GB and 3GHz tower.' and completely ignore anything you try to tell them.

And I'm also not jacking it to TV previews. *** that ***, My desires can only be quenched by the internet now.

Lol <_< I had to have the cable guy come out to fix our internet and when he went to test the internet he started typing in something in the address bar, and well.. My ***auto fills in stuff from my favorites.. It finally stopped showing porn links after he chicken pecked like 5-6 letters (looking back up each time to make sure he hit the correct letter? or maybe just interested in what I get down to?)..

!! ; ; I have a giant folder of it and a stock pile of links saved in my favorites..

<_< >_> <_< you never know when you'll want to re-watch that one video.. Then you have to try and find it again and end up going through 500 other videos that serve only to distract you from your search..

Or maybe that's just me :x

My *** sister did my head in one time. She brings me her PC to sort out because It's basically a virus ridden POS. I get it and tell her I'm going to have to format because it's just beyond repair at this point, she says ok so I email her photos to her account because I didn't have a flash card at the time.

Format the machine, re-install windows and all drivers for her hardware, about 3 days later:

"I'M NEVER LETTING YOU TOUCH MY PC AGAIN, NOW I CAN'T ACCESS MY EMAIL!"

"what do you mean?"

"IT'S ASKING ME FOR A PASSWORD AND IT DIDN'T BEFORE!"

"that's because it was putting it in automatically after you did it once"

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BREAK MY ***, BLAH BLAH BLAH"

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a classic is "YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH THE VISTAS"

and if you have ever done phone tech another good one is:

you tell them to click on the "tools button" in IE7+ and you specify near the top right, they explain they can't see it and that nothing is there, you ask them to read the window title, they tell you there is no title, you tell them to click the X in the top right corner, they tell you they see no x, you somehow magically get to the desktop but if you call it desktop they get very angry with you because they have no idea what a desktop is no matter how many times you explain it to them and eventually you describe it as "the picture of your grandson" in further conversation.


i talked to a guy for over 3 hours today because he was getting a 691 error(bad/userpass) error in dial up.
i had to teach him how to use his computer quite literally over the phone today, but he was fun and 80 years old so that made up for it. i don't think you should try using the internet before you are even vaguely aware as to how to operate a keyboard or a computer in general in all honestly, i got him online just fine but i was damn sure to not tell him how to use it, just told him to "click on the blue e"

Yup, I'm pretty OCD about my porn too. There's certain videos I'll never find again ; ;

If playboy mags were .gifs then i'd consider buying... but motionless porn is just..... so 1990