Help

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy CRAP, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even *** care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FREAKIN GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "F*** YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've messed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me.

Nice copy and paste from 4chan...

your f'ed LOL

well you pissed her off is what you did! lol damn, well you hurt her feelings, her cat died and she is CRYING! it means you pause the game and listen to her duh. then you just comfort her. now you gotta make it up to her

/b/ much ?

F her dude, 1/1000 chance at a shiny pokemon, she has 1/1 chance at a new cat.

on the bright side i also got shiny onix after 3 hrs of the incident

old pasta is old

depends what is more important to you... your girlfriend or the game (now after the fact)
if you answer your girlfriend....you've got a looooot of work to do (if you still have a chance.)
how long were you guys together? time usually heals and tells a great deal about situations.

gotta catch'em all!

we had intercourse after, i think that helped

That just made orange juice come through my nostrils from laughter!

If that ***u just posted is true.... man u made me laugh so hard... best story i heard in ages rofl

if this really happened, you need your god damn *** beat. hitting a woman because you were flailing your arms around like a little child? over *** pokemon? what are you like 12 years old? did you cry afterwards? hug your mommy? she should have punched your HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE *** in the face. now be a good boy and go watch power rangers. punch yourself in the *** while your at it.

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/b/tarded story.