Justin Bieber... WTF?!

A few months ago, I was blissfully unaware of this kid. If someone had shown me a picture or a video of him, I'd simply respond with "Big friggin' whoop."

Suddenly, the kids are all aflurry with his effeminate charm, and little girls are treating him like the next Elvis.

Again, I would think to myself, "Big Whoop." Until I heard this news, at any rate. Apparently, he's in talks to get a movie based on his life and memoirs.

You read that correctly; your eyes are not playing tricks on themselves.

This kid is 16 years old. SIXTEEN!! His life hasn't even begun yet!

Furthermore, when I was sixteen I was into girls and doing stupid stuff that involved bikes and barbed wire. I wasn't writing a friggin' memoir.

So, I say again. Justin Bieber... What the ***?!

Justine Bieber? She's ugly.

Meh, another wannabe "pop" singer that will undoubtedly lose fame once his balls drop.

His video on youtube amassed more views in two months than any other song, ever. It's currently the most viewed video of all time on Youtube.

On the one hand, he obviously doesn't deserve the fame he gets. On the other, half of the ratings on Youtube are negative reviews so not everyone is blissfully unaware of how bad he is.

The young girls are going crazy over a kid who's balls nor voice have dropped yet.

He will be ugly soon when he is in his 20's like the sixth sense kid, mckullay culkin, and malcome in the middle kid. Then you will not hear from them ever again.

Nobody does care about him. The only reason I could imagine people watching his videos is a result of some sick dare.

Why do yal keep talking about her balls? Is Justina a hermaphrodite or something?

i hope he gets a severe case of some throat sickness that will cause him to not be able to sing

if you're such a douchebag to try to get a movie based on your life.

it's not like he is even important enough for a movie, i could see like that guy who had to cut his own arm off when a boulder fell on top of it (yes they're making a movie of that last i heard, i dont know his name or where it happened thou)

that guy has something to say and something to tell us, we could learn something from his struggle

not some douchebag who likes sparkly vampires and has a higher voice than my sister

I wrote my memoirs one day when I took too much adderall.
It was pretty long needless to say.
after that I punked out a drug dealer because amphetamines=godmode.

Funny story, my mom got a Twitter, a few months back, and didn't know what a troll was.. Well, someone tweeted that Justin Bieber died after a cocaine overdose, she told my 14 y/o niece, who, in tears, called 4-5 of her friends, within a matter of minutes. One of those friends was at a birthday party, the friend told her mom, and everyone overheard, so every girl at the birthday party was in tears, bawling their eyes out. My niece got a couple respect points that day.

the unintentional troll. classic.

Our present to you for always giving us a hard time.

Enjoy!

In America, talent and success are inversely proportional.

I look back on that as the one day I was actually proud of her.

Sorry, I mean: "Eh, so dis is da revenge fer da whole America's Hat thing, eh?

We're not HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE...

Sorry. I thought that was Canada speak. That must be Yooper.

we need to eliminate both bieber and usher...

Oh god I don't know where I found this;

Bieber's hometown is about 40 minutes from me. I also have a friend who dislikes him and has an unhealthy fixation with blowing ***up...

Really hate this kid.

If he does these things to fast, he is going to get old and annoying too fast. hes 16 so he's probably like "Oh *** ya im going to be so cool if I do this ***" And i only think people like him is because Hes "in" and people wanna be "in"

i lol'd

I think I need a bucket...

"Pop stars" get any younger and they'll just have fetuses making music videos.

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