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Kraken Club!

Woah woah woah...
Interesting perspective :o

I came in here expecting to find some absolute truths about life. Instead I find my breakfast. Be right back. Gotta heat up the old griddle.

I find myself feeling guilty, I feel like I let you down.
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Chocolate Chips.

Wow this has to be the stupidest thread ever made

How you over looked that stellar pun, I just don't know!

Pancakes are the mind-killer. Pancakes are the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Pancakes. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when my Pancakes are gone I will turn and face Pancake's path, and only I will remain.

Well damnit... I don't have any chocolate chips.... I do however have fresh blueberries.

I am thoroughly disappointed in myself after noticing that. I shall go drown myself in a batter of pancake mix.
For shame.

wtf are you doing with fresh blueberries?

Why the *** don't you have fresh blueberries?! Fresh fruit is delicious! Part of a true man's daily eating ritual. You *** dominate a cow then *** slap Mother Nature further by consuming her delicious plant-life as well!

You sir have proved such a valid point, that not only am I going to sacrfice a cow and turn him into a delicious steak. I will furthermore cover my steak in fresh plant life such as mushrooms and onions. Then follow that up with a bowl of fresh cut fruit.

That's how it was intended to be and that is how it shall be. All hail Ted Nugent!

wait a minute, where did the cow now come from? wasn't there just pannycakes?

Syrup?

What kind of man are you? You have to have AT LEAST 3 different meats for breakfast. Steak, Bacon, Sausage, Ham, Pork Chops, Chicken or whatever else floats your meaty carnivorous boat. Then you have to have some sort of helping of eggs for the extra boost of proteins on top of the fleshy goodness. Top it all off with the greatness of potatoes and grains via a bread and then add your sides of pancakes, fruit, juices, jellies and whatever other heart-stopping delicious food of the gods you can think of. That truly is a breakfast orgy of a man.

i have a monster for breakfast