Removed

While I agree with your proposal, I don’t think the balance of the game would be improved by straight up removing windurst from dynamis and burning it to the ground.

Well, removing tarutarus from this game certainly gonna improve health overall as those nasty rats transmit diseases.

Honestly the way that tarus eat, they probably introduced Diabetus to Vana'Diel.

I have no idea what this thread was originally about, but if your character had to constantly buy insulin to move, I guess we'd finally have a FFXI mobile game.

You guys just want to remove us Tarutarus so you can have all the Mithra for yourselves.

Seizure alert spoiler:

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First things first, still luv ya Minimuse ^^

Secondly, my eyes are recovering yes, but the acid I threw at them after opening your spoiler is definitely gonna leave a mark. Much love for the seizure alert, too^^ I've been on a good streak :)

Now, to the evidence:

1. Windurst is the home of most of the offensive magical arts in story lore.

2. ALL foods associated with offensive magic and pets are sweets.

3. EVERYONE knows at least one taru who has capped cooking.

Counterpoint:
1. Windurst is the home of most of the offensive magical arts in story lore.
Windurst is also home to the great maiden prietess, Star Sybil (hoshi no miko). Even Shantoto cannot touch her. In Japan proto-history, the great miko was a powerful 14 year old shaman that unified the Japanese warring states over 1000 years ago. She gives rise to the August Empress, the mother goddess to the first emperor of Japan. The great miko is revered as a goddess at my Shinto Temple in Hawaii. The great miko would be the female equivalent of the Dalai Lama. Hence, Shantoto maybe fictional, but the Star Sybil is the child-like embodiment of the androgenous Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara. A very holy, beloved goddess of compassion.

2. ALL foods associated with offensive magic and pets are sweets.
Your favorite game food, Prime Marine Stewpot, is fish and plant based protein garnished with shiitake, bok choy and nori. This game food is good for melee, magic damage and pets. IRL, this was my grandmom's favorite holiday dish. I want Dyna to be a holiday, so I unload free marine stewpots on Lex mules to feed the group for free.

3. EVERYONE knows at least one taru who has capped cooking.
No comment music man <3

we should be canceling all the humes and filthy halfbreed abominations like Lilisette, rather than useless Tarutaru’s

Tarutarus ARE halfbreed abominations of Galkas with... god knows what...

If you remove Tarus from the game, there is nothing we can punt with anymore!

Qiqirns

Tarutarus are obsolete