Siren.Mosin said: »
YOU are we why we don't have nice things.
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni |
||
FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
Siren.Mosin said: » YOU are we why we don't have nice things. Anna is like Danny Brown shitposting all over our Linkshell Ni mixtape.
Bismarck.Misao said: » -cough all over ni- Pls no misa, i don't want to catch misabird flu Siren.Mosin said: » YOU are we why we don't have nice things. I AM VINDICATED I also place honorary blame on Ramy because he did nothing to stop whatever happened.
Anna Ruthven said: » I also place honorary blame on Ramy because he did nothing to stop whatever happened. Snitches get stitches, girlboy. Siren.Mosin said: » YOU are we why we don't have nice things. It may just be one symptom of a much larger problem... Apocalypse... The Fall of the Kingdom of NI YouTube Video Placeholder Once upon a time.... Dameshi God King of NI lead a massive army of Noble Knights of NI into the vast wastelands beyond Narnia on a series of dramatic conquests... long since written into NI legends... To Mega Therion.. The Endless Summer of Blood and Sand.. The Dawn of Megiddo...The Extermination of the Tentacle Monsters of the Undersea Temple, The complete destruction of Subligarian Empire, Meanwhile...a handful of old winos, myself included, crept into the castle and passed themselves off as loyal servants to avoid detection... Mosin became the executioner, Sugar Britches got us sweet deals on insurance, I ...accidentally reduced the prisoner population through neglect...each of us "helped" (term used loosely) in our own way... But time dragged on and just like Gengis Khan, Meshi one day grew weary of conquest. He relinquished his crown...installed Misao as the democratically elected president of a new...representative republic? who knows! If you ask me it all started going south when we didn't just kill Dave, the president of the HoA that made us bury all the dead people in the meadow. I thought the smell was tolerable... and it served as a reminder to those that would consider usurping the throne Right... but then Meshi joined the Council of *** which now outnumbers the total number of the rest of the forum posters....and ***just got all weird and awkward...like when your buddy in grade school throws out all his army guys and starts talking about girls and shaving.... and your whole basement is all set up for an army man battle or a rubber band fight or something fun but your buddy just stays home and faps Meshi started getting acne and pubic hair and then his balls dropped and he got all bitchy and weird... and all the lotion and tissues disappeared.... He grew up. He became a man and put away childish things... He doesn't seem to have time to play with us any more... I hear he developed a taste for free form jazz...and art... and spends all his time talking about tax deductions...and synergy in the workplace... Which is almost fun... I tried to go along with it... but. I still want to have fun and set ***on fire... but now it's like DON'T BURN THOSE FILES! WE MAY NEED THEM FOR THE AUDIT! and ***like that... and I like Magnuss' suggestion that I *** off and go somewhere else... but I stumbled on this place by accident.... moving will require work and I am really really really really really really really lazy I can't emphasize this part enough I mean like if there was a machine that would breathe for me I would buy it... on line of course... if they threw in the shipping and I didn't have to fill out a huge form... I'm the guy that signs in as a guest every time at the pizza website because I can't be bothered filling out a five blank spots on a form and I still think you guys underestimate the level of laziness I'm at... most plants are less lazy than me... But getting back to the point... Meshi grew up and it's getting kinda boring and I think girlboy shitposts repetitively because he is NERVOUS.... he senses "change" in a vague, broad sense without any understanding at all whats going on around him. but it causes him to fidget. Or he caught whatever disease Scuba Steve had that caused him to shitpost and it's contagious and we should all get tested... and avoid the guacamole... Wait a second... Meshi likes free form jazz?
Jazz is crap.
Valefor.Sehachan said: » Jazz is crap. EXACTLY!!! Nik, I will never grow up. For you see
As long as Chinese Wednesday is observed (node 305 in case I forget/am not around on the holy day to post it), some prisoners are tortured, and PARKER does some stuff around Ni then my iron fist rule here is not necessary. Besides, I believe in Misapres™ and I know how much you hate the color green. It's not befitting of a former king to torment his former subjects. Or is it? Is there a precedent for that somewhere? PARKER look into this for me. No, I am not into free form Jazz and workplace synergy sounds like middle management ***. Tax deductions are okay. Has your mind been put at ease? Nik, if you're right about this jazz thing it might just be enough to start the impeachment process.
This is a particularly bad *** up if it's true, Meshi. Asura.Dameshi said: » No, I am not into free form Jazz I guess we'll find out after I'm done searching your place.. Side note: come home late And sorry about your pillows Asura.Dameshi said: » Has your mind been put at ease? no.... but only because I ignored my own advice and ate the guacamole... <really loud stomach/intestine noises> and see, this is why I, as soon as I took office, placed a ban on all Avocado products.
Bismarck.Misao said: » and see, this is why I, as soon as I took office, placed a ban on all Avocado products. someone get the tattoo gun and put it on PARKER under "never answer the phone".... jazz is blues lame cousin.
Oh... and dumb old rooks says the Breakaway Republic of HoboUtopia (temporary name) idea won't work because it would require yes... which of course we all know is rooks' kryptonite
<cough> trivia game </cough> oh well... PARKER! what plan letter are we on next? a very untasteful italian wraap
Shiva.Nikolce said: » Magnuss' suggestion that I *** off and go somewhere else... I was actually just trying to be a smartass by pointing out that you wanted a place on here free of moderation and I was saying that such a thing doesn't exist here. Not that I want you gone, but rather to play the game. You don't need to worry about moderation if you mind your P's and Q's and take your rancor to a PM. |
||
All FFXI content and images © 2002-2024 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. FINAL
FANTASY is a registered trademark of Square Enix Co., Ltd.
|